I grew up in a plumbing and construction household. These are some of the cleaner sayings that I heard.
1.
You only need to know 2 things to become a plumber. Sh_t runs down hill and payday is on
Friday.
2. Cold is on the Right and Hot is on The Left.
3. Righty Tighty and Lefty Loosy
4. Measure Twice Cut Once.
5. Rome Wasn't Built in A Day
6. Close Enough For Government Work.
7. I'm Getting Too Old For This ______!
8. Your Killing Me
9. Hotter Than A Pistol
10. You Want it When?
11. It will get covered up anyways.
12. What are you doing holding up the shovel?
13. Good Enough For the Girls I date.
14. It's Not Rocket Science.
15. Dumber Than a Box of Rocks
Do you have more funny quotes or sayings relating to plumbing, building or construction. Please comment below. I will only publish the clean sayings or quotes.